Size sets the swing
A 400k coin and a 400M coin are not the same animal. Current market cap picks the hourly swing the plan assumes — 22% an hour down in the trenches, 3.5% up at the top.
00 — 03:41 AM, STILL WATCHING
The chart doesn't need you. Sleep through it.
Tell it what you're holding. It sets a take profit, a stop loss, and the one number nobody gives you: how many hours you can actually be gone. Then it counts you down.
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01 — THE PLAN
Every position has a fuse. The shortest one is your bedtime.
Market caps, not prices — that's how you already think about these. Type them the way you'd say them: 2.1m, 850k, 1.4b.
Positions
02 — THE MODEL
It isn't a vibe. It's a square root.
A coin doesn't drift somewhere in eight hours — it wanders. Wandering scales with the square root of time, not with time itself. Double the sleep, and you only widen the swing by about 40%. That's the whole trick, and it's why "just wake up at 6" was never the answer.
Step one
Step two
Your stop sets the clock
Sleep hours = (how far your stop sits ÷ hourly swing)². A stop 40% away on a 22%/hour coin buys about three hours. On a major, the same maths buys you the whole night.
Step three
Size down, not out
Want longer than the position allows? You don't move the stop — you trim. The plan tells you what percentage to sell now so the rest can sleep the full window.
Take profit
Set at the first round number above a tier-appropriate multiple of where you are now — 2× in the trenches, 1.3× on a major. Round numbers because that's where the book sits.
Stop loss
A tier-width drawdown below current. Once you're up 1.5× or more it never goes below your entry again — past that point you're playing with the house's money and the plan refuses to give it back.
03 — WHO ELSE IS UP
You are not uniquely broken. You're just in the 30.5%.
The CDC put numbers on it in 2024: 30.5% of American adults sleep under seven hours, 15.4% have trouble falling asleep, 18.1% can't stay asleep. Most of them aren't watching a chart — they just have a phone and a reason to hold it. You have both, plus a position.
30.5%
sleep under 7 hours
15.4%
can't fall asleep
18.1%
can't stay asleep
04 — ON THE TIMELINE
It isn't just you awake. It's the whole timeline.
While this was being built, "People Share Relentless Sleep Struggles and Fatigue" was a live trend on X — hundreds of people describing the same thing, most of them holding nothing more dangerous than a phone.
“i havent slept in many moons”
@blknoiz06
“I'm exhausted, I haven't slept properly in days”
@YourMizukiToo
“the first time in months I've slept for 12+ hours”
@hollyyy
05 — HOUSE RULES
Four things this will not do for you.
One
It can't place the orders
Nothing here touches a wallet, a key, or an exchange. It writes the plan; you go and set the limit and the stop yourself, before you lie down. A plan you didn't place is a wish.
Two
It isn't your alarm clock
Sleep mode is a nightlight with a countdown. Browsers throttle background tabs and phones lock. Set the alarm in the actual alarm app, then start the countdown.
Three
It doesn't know your coin
There's no price feed here — you type the numbers, and the swing assumptions come from market cap tier, not from your chart. A coin mid-migration behaves like nothing in the table.
Four
It won't tell you to hold
If the honest answer is "this position can't be left alone for eight hours", it says so and tells you what to sell. Sometimes the sleep plan is: close it.
